New Cruisers Tip #1: It’s All Free!

By Dave

Being a seasoned cruiser, it’s second nature for me to know what’s free and what’s not onboard a cruise. However, when I have discussions with people who have never cruised before, I realize that it’s not so obvious to the first-time cruisers. When I mention “everything” is free on a cruise, one of the most common responses is, “awesome I can drink as much as I want?”. I then have to break the news to them that not everything is free on a cruise. So for those first-time cruisers out there, here’s a list of what’s free on a cruise. Actually, I guess I should be using the word included instead of free, since you’re paying for the cruise. So here’s what’s included in the price of the cruise:

  • Buffet food
  • Dining room food
  • Water and juices
  • Access to pools
  • Weight room, sauna, steam room, etc.
  • Cabin
  • Shows
  • Contests
  • Night clubs
  • Going on land at ports
  • Limited TV channels
  • Other food (grill, pizza, ice cream, fish ‘n chips, etc.)
  • Library books and board games
  • Decks of cards from the purser’s desk (you can keep these)
  • Food and drinks at the cocktail parties
  • Getting your photos taken on any night

I thinkĀ I covered everything. If I missed something, just let me know. Anyway, here is the list of what’s not included:

  • Alcohol
    • Includes frozen drinks
    • Includes non-alcoholic versions of the same drinks
  • Soda
  • Supper clubs and some alternative restaurants
  • Casino
  • Beach towels (free for use, pay to keep after cruise)
  • Tips and gratuities
  • Shopping (onboard and offboard)
  • Excursions and transportation offboard
  • In-cabin movies
  • Spa, massages, and all these fancy treatments
  • Water bottles in-cabin and when leaving the boat at ports
  • Any drinks in the cabin refrigerator/mini-bar
  • Wine tastings
  • Photos
  • Medical treatments at the infirmary
  • Anything that is listed at an additional cost
  • In addition, taxes, port charges, and fuel supplements are not included in the cost. These are added on to the price of the cruise itself.

My favorite is how first-time cruisers think the drink the servers hand out when you first walk into the deck area on the first day of the cruise is free. A lot of people take them thinking they’re free since they’re being handed out. Some get lucky and realize it’s not free before taking a sip. Others aren’t so lucky. They immediately take a sip, and the server proudly announces it’s not free. “So much for everything being free,” they probably think.

I might not have covered everything. But hopefully this helps sort things out for the first-timers out there.

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